Why is everything 4444?

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Intro
A long time ago I heard someone say that everything is 4. At first I didn't believe them. I thought they where just making it up. But after they explained it to me I saw the truth.

Everything is 4444!

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See for yourself
You can see for yourself that everything is four by typing something in the box below. If you click on the Show me button you will see the proof. (Try your name for example).


There are several other languages where everything is 4, select one of the languages below to see the proof in that particular language.
Language: English Dutch German Hebrew  new!  Croatian Czech Italian
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How?
You probably have figured it out already if you tried the above form for a couple of things. If not try a few more before you read on.

The trick is that you look at how many characters a word contains. E.g. everything contains ten characters. Ten contains three characters. Hence ten is three. Three again, consists of five characters. Five uses the magic number of four characters. Four has four characters and is thus 4444.
It is as simple as that.
It works because four is the only number with the same number of characters as it's value. All the other values converge to four at a given point.

 
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Other languages
Works

English isn't the only language this works with. It also works in Dutch (vier = 4) this is also the language I heard of it originally since I'm Dutch :) and German (vier = 4). See 0 to 100 in English, Dutch or German.
I received an e-mail from Doron Seijffers who pointed out to me that everything is also ארבע = 4 in Hebrew, thank you Doron. See 0 to 100 in Hebrew.

Kind of works
It works kind of in Croatian, Czech and Italian, but everything in any of these languages is 3 (= tri, tri and tre). See 0 to 100 in Croatian, Czech or Italian.

Doesn't works
There are also some languages (in alphabetic order) in which it doesn't work at all.
In Danish everything is either 2(=to), 3(=tre) or 4(=fire). See 0 to 100 in Danish. Tnx to Karsten Jensen who mailed me the Danish word for 0 which wasn't in my old Danish/Dutch dictionary :). Also tnx to Christian Ravn who pointed out that you write the Danish counting words as one word. (e.g. syvoghalvtreds not syv og halvtreds).
 new!  For a moment Jari. T. and I thought that everything in Finnish was 5. Unfortunately we then noticed that you often end up in an endless loop between 8 (kahdeksan) and 9 (yhdeksän). Thank you Jari T. for letting me know the counting words in Finnish! See 0 to 100 in Finnish
In French you'll end up in a rather long loop since 4 (quatre) => 6 (six) => 3 (trois) => 5 (cinq) => 4 (quatre). See 0 to 100 in French.
I used to have Hungarian listed as a langauge where everything was 4 (= negy), but Tamas Tenyei who is Hungarian pointed out to me that you often end in a loop between 5 (öt) and 2 (kettö), which I failed to notice while I was checking the Hungarian dictionary.
(Thank you Tamas for letting me know). See 0 to 100 in Hungarian.
In Polish it doesn't work either. 4 (cztery) => 6 (szesc) => 5 (piec) => 4 (cztery). See 0 to 100 in Polish.
In Portuguese also ends in a loop, altough only between 6 (seis) and 4 (quatro). See 0 to 100 in Portuguese.
In Russian 4 (=I think my keyboard is broken 'cause I can't find the Russian characters on my keyboard ;-) has 7 characters and 7 has 4 characters). You are eventually stuck in an endless loop.
In Spanish everything is either 5 (=cinco) or you end up in an endless loop between 4 (=quatro) and 6 (=seis). See 0 to 100 in Spanish.
In Swedish everything is either 3 (=tre) or 4 (=fyra) which makes it a bit hard to decide. See 0 to 100 in Swedish.
Everything in Turkish finally loops between 3 (=üç) and 2 (=iki) which prevents it from ever becoming four. See 0 to 100 in Turkish.

That are all the languages of which I have a small pocket dictionary. If you know of any other languages where everything is 4 (or not), please let me know.

I tried to be as precise and accurate as possible, but as you can see from the revisions, my inferences from the dictonaries aren't always 100% correct. So if you happen to spot a mistake, please let me know.

 
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Counting words in 16 languages  new! 
I've made an overview page with counting words for 0 to 100 in all languages on this website.

 
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Why this page?
This page has two (sorry, I mean four) purposes:
First: This page is a test for me to find out how long it takes to design and implement a simple website (How can you give a meaning to the an useless activity?).
Second: During my frequent surfing activities, I encountered many pages of which I thought "What the H@L is the use of this page?". Secretly I always wanted one of those useless pages for myself.
Third: I found four a funny subject.
Fourth: While trying this four business out on school with some friends, I told them this would be just an excellent idea for a non-purpose website.
(The last two reasons are just to make everything four :) This is just another useless page on the internet, but I hope you like it.)

 
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Help spread the word
Please mail the url http://everythingis4.marijn.org from this page to all your friends and show them everything is 4.

 
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I've made a summary of everything on this page and all contained by the entire universe (and all not contained by this universe).
 
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Links and sources
I used the following websites, and a load of dictionaries, as reference for making this site.
Numbers from 1 to 10 in Over 4500 Languages: http://zompist.com/numbers.shtml
SmartPhrase.com Online Phrasebook: http://www.smartphrase.com/

This last site has nothing to do with numbers or four, but it's one I made myself and is pretty useless too and I'm shamelessly promoting it here, so go visit: www.smiling-faces.com.

   

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Last updated on June 29th 2005.